Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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