Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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