Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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