we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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