Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
whose parrot is this?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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