Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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