maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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