If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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