Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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