For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i think im in europe. pls send help
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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