The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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