Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
