we're blogging at a bar
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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