The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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