check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he laminated a picture of his dick.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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