I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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