i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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