none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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