On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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