her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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