Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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