Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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