I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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