so that wasnt chicken after all
we made out on top of his cat.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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