Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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