saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize