Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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