okay pat passed out under dana's car
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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