you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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