its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You're a disaster
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