You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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