Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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