What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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