Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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