Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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