No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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