Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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