I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I had to cum in my sink.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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