i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
