Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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