haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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