My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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