the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think my moral compass just broke
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
