HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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