Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
