If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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