you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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