It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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