I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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