Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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