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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
