So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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