i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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