at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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